flowers and candy

will he wont he
give me flowers
buy me bears
in the tradition of lovers
show me he really cares
im a girl dont u see
material things make sure
i turn into we

head over heels

what did the bat say to his girlfriend?


You are fun to hang out with

love in the air

what do farmers give their wives on valentines day

hogs and kisses!

Atom

Two atoms are speeding along the highway, when one of them screeches to a halt and says ' hang o i think ive lost an electron'
the other atom says ' are u sure'
the first atom replies ' yep. im positive'

aum

did you hear about the buddhist monk who refused anathesia during his root canal treatment?

he wanted to transcend-dental medication

Fire!

What did the mexican fireman name his twin sons?


hose a and hose b

click

How many spaniards does it take to screw in a light bulb


just juan

mirache day 1

well sqeezed a tiny portion of ponds age miracle and rubbed n face. Evertything is still the same as day 0 but skin does seem somewhat softer. am unable to say is this is work of the miracle or just result of face being washed or hey maybe my finger tips got smoother and not my ace! how wud i know. no attempting to rub finger tips on other surfaces to check theory...but am unable to draw any kind o conclusion and give up.

Splotch

Can miracles happen? In 7 days will that woman be me? will detached arms be thrusting lowers at me? will i be looking at the camera instead and give a beatific smile body less hands thrusting flowers at me happens everyday? will i be cl;asping my hands contentedly and look all lady like? all in 7 days? will i ever be so flattering against a red back ground?

Well lets find out. Lets use the ponds age miracle (yes the ponds age miracle- we cant make it sound oridinary my calling it a ponds age cream...no its not a cream ...ita a miracle) for 7 days and see if i can acheive that contentment and supreme happiness that every woman cal only feel when she is against a red background with red roses thrust at her.

Miracles

Can miracles happen? In 7 days will that woman be me? will detached arms be thrusting flowers at me? will i be looking at the camera instead and give a beatific smile unconcerned about the body less hands and look like im used to them thrusting flowers at me everyday? will i be clasping my hands contentedly and look all lady like? all in 7 days? will i ever be so flattering against a red back ground?

See :- http://www.ponds.co.in/agemiracle/index.html
(click on link)

Well lets find out. Lets use the ponds age miracle (yes the ponds age miracle- we cant make it sound ordinary by calling it a ponds age cream...no its not a cream ...its a miracle) for 7 days and see if i can achieve that contentment and supreme happiness that every woman can only feel when she is against a red background with red roses thrust at her.

Day 0

Skin has not yet been touched with the miracle.
skin fells all right if a little dry.
no pimples blemishes pockmarks or other things of that sort
Giant dark circles under the eye
skin looks a little shallow and lifeless.

from tomorrow we will see

what i need is a chomameter - if u dont understand go read the fine print.

Edited to add:
Day 1
well sqeezed a tiny portion of ponds age miracle and rubbed n face. Evertything is still the same as day 0 but skin does seem somewhat softer.
am unable to say is this is work of the miracle or just result touching face just after its washed or........maybe my finger tips got smoother and not my face! how would i know. now attempting to rub finger tips on other surfaces to check theory...but am unable to draw any kind of conclusion and give up.

Edited to add:
Day 2:
I forgot about the miracle today. :( Maybe i can make up tommorow with extra portions


Edited to add:
Day 3:
Was a little more genrous with the miracle. I swear my skin is getting softer and in just two days ..but im still skeptical. How much to attribute to miracle and how much to regular water and soap application which dint exist earlier. I think this test must be completely redone....in a more scientific manner....face to be split into two haves one for miracle one not. and i think that chromameter will be very useful ...if u still dont know what it is.....tch tch


Edited to add:
Days 4 and 5
Miracle aplication on schedule. But read fine print on bottle. it says miracle should be applied twice a day. so now am appplying the miracle morning and night and once more thru the day if i can or good measure.
skin is incredibly softer and all moisturized....it doesnt look any prettier mind u...just feels softer....have lil put break of pimples near my nose. dark eye patches continue to remain. skin still looks a little sallow.

Edited to add:
Day 6
Soft soft soft skin...but sill does not look any prettier... challenge has almost come to an end now.
what is it with 7?? ponds 7 day age miracle, olay cream also - total effects - fights the ' 7' signs of early aging. Kellogs break fast serial gets 7/7. and then there are 7 horcruxes that voldermort made. what is this 7 business everywhere....spooky

Roses and Gradners

Roses and Gardners and Karmic cycles...
...well you know what I am talking about

eye- spy

what did one eye tell the other eye


between us something smells

police people

why dint the new york policeman wear his uniform in his flt to london



cos he was in his plane clothes