Can miracles happen? In 7 days will that woman be me? will detached arms be thrusting lowers at me? will i be looking at the camera instead and give a beatific smile body less hands thrusting flowers at me happens everyday? will i be cl;asping my hands contentedly and look all lady like? all in 7 days? will i ever be so flattering against a red back ground?

Well lets find out. Lets use the ponds age miracle (yes the ponds age miracle- we cant make it sound oridinary my calling it a ponds age cream...no its not a cream ...ita a miracle) for 7 days and see if i can acheive that contentment and supreme happiness that every woman cal only feel when she is against a red background with red roses thrust at her.